10. He doesn't care about winning a Super Bowl.
9. Everyone in the NFL has a tight end.
7. Ohio is a battleground state.
6. It gets old having your pants ruined every time Paul Finebaum gets near your leg.
5. Mike Tomlin once made eye contact with him.
4. Dudes don’t bring pom poms to the Dawg Pound.
3. He’s a huge Drew Carey fan.
2. He wants to be the head coach of the Texas Longhorns in two years.
1. Watching grown men cry after getting cut is so much more fun than college kids.