Dan Ellis has problems. Not job problems – he's the Dallas Stars' backup, and he's… ok, fine. He has job problems. He has just one win and three losses so far, a .895 save percentage and a huge 3.60 GAA. Perhaps misplaced priorities are why he's having issues:
If you didn't laugh at Dan Ellis for 10 minutes already after I implored you to, just look at this damn picture. pic.twitter.com/GhXYxrP1eR
— nick or treat (@nickaresee) October 20, 2013
Not the face! Not the beautiful face! Never mind that he's wearing a mask and the fact that the glove is better put to use catching the puck. That's a screengrab of the Stars' 5-2 loss to the Kings on Saturday. Kari Lehtonen made it back off of IR not a minute too soon.