ESPN Releases Andrew Wiggins Mixtape

Andrew Wiggins might be the next victim of the ESPN hype machine, but he's getting ESPN (and Sports Illustrated. And GQ) to promote college hoops before they ever would in a normal year, so on balance I think everyone should be fine with the hype. I can't wait for the backlash of people calling him a bust, followed by the backlash to the backlash, followed by the backlash to the backlash to the backlash, followed finally by the backlash to the backlash to the backlash to the backlash. It should be a great time watching people who have watched Wiggins and whomever else for 4 months declare someone else a superior NBA prospect, or people say that it's unfair for these capitalist pigs to make Andrew Wiggins go to college. You know what? On second thought, you are a bad thing, Andrew Wiggins. The internet is going to be awful for the next 6 months because of you.

Oh wait, I am a Kansas fan. So on third thought, thank you Andrew Wiggins.  You're the best. Now watch him dunk a lot.

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