Movember MLB Mustache Madness: Former Players, Round 1 – Espinoza vs. Yount

Up next in Movember MLB Mustache Madness is the shortstop matchup of our Former Player bracket.  Unlike the current players, the crop of former MLB shortstops is not, wait for it, short (see what I did there?) on quality upper lip decorations.

Alvaro Espinoza

Alvaro Espinoza

This one is tough.  On one hand, I am pretty sure that he has some fine whiskers, but on the other hand, I can’t stop staring at those birth control glasses.  More importantly, I can’t tell if the glasses detract from or enhance the mustache.

VS.

Robin Yount

Robin Yount

Look over there!  The rare and exotic blond mustache.  Shhhh!  Be quiet or you’ll scare it away/

Time to vote! (one vote per matchup per day)

Garrett Wilson

About Garrett Wilson

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