Movember MLB Mustache Madness: Wild Card, Round 1 – Harper vs. Shoemaker

Movember

The MLB Movember Mustache Madness Wild Card bracket is only getting wilder.  Before we put the first round behind us, we need to take a little bit of time to take a sneak peek at some of the finest future mustache All-Stars the minor leagues have to offer.

Bryce Harper

Bryce Harper mustache

Harper is considered a five-tool prospect, but that is only because the scouting community refuses to acknowledge facial hair as a tool… despite my repeated petitions to do so.

VS.

Matt Shoemaker

Matt Shoemaker

Shoemaker isn’t considered much of a prospect, but his mustache has Hall of Fame potential.

Time to vote! (one vote per matchup per day)

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Garrett Wilson

About Garrett Wilson

Garrett Wilson is the Supreme Overlord of Monkeywithahalo.com and editor at The Outside Corner. He's an Ivy League graduate, but not from one of the impressive ones. You shouldn't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he is angry.

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