Team picture day at training camp is absolutely the best. It is the best because some of the pictures that emerge are the absolute worst. It is a day where true legends are made, like Nick Johnson and Jeff Samardzija. Well, picture day has arrived and a new batch of photos are ready to go down in Google Image Search infamy. Let's take a look at some of the standouts!
Matt Purke – Maybe we scheduled picture day too early in the morning?
Brandon Inge – Team photo or hostage video screencap? You make the call!
Harold Baines – Legendary DH, as in Designated Haunter of nightmares
Anthony Gose – An 80 on the awkward scale
Alex Castellanos – You guys want to see a dead body?
Grant Balfour – Just had his mind blown
Mat Latos – Totally nailed that scowl, bro!
Justin Morneau – Is not impressed
Jorge Velandia – Would like to know if you've accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?
Cody Ross – So gritty he even grits his teeth when he smiles
Ronald Belisario – Who wants to sex Belisario?
Derek Holland – Hey, everyone, look at me! Aren't I so crazy and zany and fun! Look at me! LOOOOOOK AAAAAAT MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyler Austin – Wait, what? I don't understand what's going on here?
And finally, presented without comment…