Cristiano Ronaldo is arguably the best footballer in the world right now, and when you’re that good, you don’t need to worry about the elements or things of that nature.
No, instead, you can just hire your own personal attendant to take care of the weather for you. So when it rains, for example, you can just have that special guy or girl hold an umbrella for you, since that work is below your pay grade.
This may sound like satire, but for Cristiano Ronaldo, it’s real life. Check out this photo.
If a picture is worth a thousand words, then. Futbol star & model @Cristiano Ronaldo has his own umbrella attendant. pic.twitter.com/wseYJddgtz
— VIPClubScene Mag (@vipclubscene) May 11, 2016
Look mom, I made it! I don’t need to hold my own umbrella anymore.