Jared Lorenzen, or “Hefty Lefty” as he is called, weighs in at 315 pounds. That’s not bad for a lineman, but the problem is that Lorenzen is a quarterback, so it didn’t work out for him in the NFL.

Lorenzen spent three years in the Big Apple as a member of the Giants, and now he’s put his name in the hat to quarterback the “other” team.

We don’t think Lorenzen has sent over his highlight reel tape to show the team his best mmoments as quarterback of the Northern Kentucky River Monsters. But unfortunately for him, even with all the problems the Jets have at quarterback, they’ll likely look elsewhere.