Stephen Curry and the Golden State Warriors might be blasting their way through the NBA playoffs, but they’ve taken one of the biggest Ls of all time after a terrifying photoshoot just went public.
It wasn’t a horror shoot, but terrifying is the right word.
The pictures in question:
Why are the @warriors dressed like they’re about to give the greatest youth ministry sermon of all-time?? pic.twitter.com/ynEHLcNdFJ
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 21, 2016
It’s hard to know what in the world is going on here, but as one could expect, Twitter erupted.
Some suggested the team is just bored:
Bro what is this? Warriors so disinterested with winning that they’re taking senior pictures? pic.twitter.com/4LsCmoszTQ
— Troy Jefferson (@troy_jefferson) April 21, 2016
Others suggested they’re thinking about life after basketball:
@talkhoops pic.twitter.com/Ae7r6WHf6Q
— Joe Polito (@JoePo89) April 21, 2016
The rest of the theories, well, speak for themselves:
He play guitar outside the student center & know 2 songs “wonderwall” and the 1st part of “smells like teen spirit” pic.twitter.com/fjUxm7WXPp
— Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) April 21, 2016
When you take advantage of the 30% off Karmaloop code. pic.twitter.com/WI4U44w3wg
— Sam F. (@Sammyveli) April 21, 2016
Shaun Livingston looking like he just got signed to Dreamville Records and got an EP full of student debt bars. pic.twitter.com/PElF5S3yvE
— Persian Papi (@ThatPersianGuy) April 21, 2016
I don’t know why everybody hates the dining hall, the cheese pizza is so bomb pic.twitter.com/qOmmxg4nH9
— Jon (@JLspruill) April 21, 2016
do u want to:
set your own hours?
be your own boss?
double your income?
just follow these 5 simple steps and you ca pic.twitter.com/BcqlpuHw5t— jack (@jackhaveitall) April 21, 2016
The Warriors had better hope there isn’t a curse involved with this shoot. They’ve shown no signs of stopping yet, but it’s hard to wonder how somebody can play while getting roasted mercilessly.
Alas, Curry and Co. did this one to themselves.