NCAA Tournament in Haiku – East Region

We’ve reached the end! The tournament tips off shortly, but for now enjoy one last batch of haiku to get you ready:

1. Virginia

Cavs looked great in league

Complaints about the schedule

Ignore their great D

16. Coastal Carolina

They’re a baseball school

But I have just one question:

What’s a Chanticleer?

8. Memphis

Memphis fans restless?

Since Josh Pastner took over

Just 1 tourney win

9. George Washington

The Colonials

Are in the running for most

Patriotic team

5. Cincinnati

Bearcats great on D

But they have struggled on O

Will they use their size?

12. Harvard

Caused upset last year

Popular pick this year; Can

Harvard stand success?

4. Michigan State

Popular pick for

title. But heed my advice:

Beware the Blue Hens

13. Delaware

Home of the vice pres

and Flacco. Davon Usher:

Blue Hens’ next hero?

6. North Carolina

Providence fans ask

one thing: are we bad enough

To beat UNC?

11. Providence

The over/under

On minutes played by Cotton

Has to be 40

3. Iowa State

Popular sleeper

But Cyclones shot poorly from

Three in Big 12 play

14. NC Central

Have no idea

Who in the heck these guys are

But they’re stout on D

7. UConn

Three years ago, it

was Kemba. Now this year, is

it Shabazz’s turn?

10. St. Joe’s

Everyone loves Phil

But I think we’d rather see

His grandson out there

2. Villanova

No one gives Nova

A chance; most underrated

2 seed of all time?

15. UW-Milwaukee

In the news lately

For one of their old coaches

Auburn boss Bruce Pearl

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