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Poop Rainbows and Get the Win

Hola Sharks fans, Getting this post up a bit later than I had intended to, with just 90 minutes to go before game time. It’s been a busy few days for me, which helped pass the long period of no hockey time, but didn’t make for such a great schedule for blogging. ANYWAY, the long […]

Game One’s in the Books: 3-2 Pens

Pens take Game 1 3-2, but don’t disparage yet. There’s time, friends. Time to turn things around, and, if you’ll recall, last series, the Sharks lost game 1 before bouncing back in games 2 and 3. Ok, so game 4 was bad, but the series ended with a Sharks win, so, really, it all evens […]

It’s Here. It’s Happening

After years of waiting, drinking, crying, off season disappointment, choker jokes, inane arguments about Joe Thornton not being HOF caliber, and just general annoyance, the Sharks are competing in the Cup Final. The Stanley Cup Final. The words are surreal. There’s still a huge chance for disappointment, a disappointment like no other, but I feel […]

Y’all Salty

Sharks twitter was salty tonight. You guys know it was just game one right? Sure, It’s game one of the WCF, but still, IT WAS GAME ONE. While the Sharks didn’t look great, the Blues didn’t look much better. In fact, they looked down right mortal. If the Sharks had managed to put together a […]

Sharks V Kings, Round 1, Game 1

Remember back when we did this regularly? When I didn’t just throw up hastily put together digital ink jobs? Nah, I don’t either. Yeah, the Sharks has boobs. What are you going to do about it? It’s been so long that I almost forget how this works. Part of me actually kind of enjoyed the […]

Better Super Late Than Never Trade Reaction

Ok, so it’s not the most timely of posts, but, it’s a post nonetheless. The trade deadline has passed and now it’s time to objectively and critically react to the moves the Sharks made.   WHOOO WE GOT A COMPETENT BACKUP FOR A HELLA GOOD PRICE HOLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA *ahem* Ok, sure, Reimer’s only a rental, but […]

I’m Back, Jack!

Hey guys, I’m back! Did you miss me? Probably not, but that’s OK. Anyway, I’m off the LTIR and ready to go. Coach says I won’t get a lot of minutes, but I’m still going to do what I can. (unlike Mike Brown, I will not use my few minutes of ice time to take […]

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