Yesterday we took a look at the East region through haiku, and today is the Midwest’s turn.
1. Wichita State
Complaints re: schedule?
Even without a loss yet;
Title Shocks the world
8. Kentucky
Ranked 1st preseason
Well, at least they don’t have to
Play Robert Morris
9. Kansas State
Lost just twice at home
State petitions to move Dance
To the Octagon
5. St. Louis
St. Louis struggling;
Counting on Jordair to Jett
Them to Sweet 16
4. Louisville
Cards 2 in KenPom
Going back to back? That would
Be Russdiculous
13. Manhattan
What is a Jasper?
Wikipedia tells me
6. UMass
Minutemen struggling
They’re hoping they last longer
Than their nickname does
3. Duke
Duke shoots lots of threes
Mercer allows lots of threes
Danger zone, Mercer
14. Mercer
They beat Dunk City
Bears shoot well from three as well
Danger zone, Duke?
7. Texas
Barnes was on hot seat
Wins conference coach of the year
Now first round exit?
10. Arizona State
Sparky hopes shock run
Will set up all-Shocker themed
Elite 8 contest
2. Michigan
Almost got last 1
Beilein’s troops settle for 2
Hope it won’t matter
15. Wofford
Sentimental fave
Senior Aerris Smith
