The power of Johnny Football: 3 of the top 10 trending topics in the US for his pro day.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 27, 2014
Everybody calm the hell down!
Yes, Johnny Manziel is the latest college quarterback with whom the nation has arbitrarily decided to fall in love with despite major concerns regarding his on-field abilities and his off-field antics. But let’s keep in mind that Pro Days amount to almost nothing in terms of how scouts and front offices in general view NFL prospects.
Scouts for the Lions and the Cardinals have spoken to their teams’ websites about the usefulness of pro days and revealed just what you’d think: By far the most important part of a player’s evaluation is his game tape, and by the time the pro day rolls around, there’s little a player can do to affect his draft stock.
“That’s 95 percent of the grade,” Cardinals scout Chris Culmer said of college tape. “Pro day is a little tiny final piece of the puzzle.”
And yet when Manziel worked out at Texas A&M’s Pro Day Thursday, the football world went bananas via live broadcasts on ESPN and NFL Network. Hell, former president George H.W. Bush was even there with Barbara!
There’s the Bush contingent … pic.twitter.com/Rb0wIcSLPN
— Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) March 27, 2014
Manziel stood in there throwing easy passes to easy targets, but ohmygodtheballstillhasn’thittheground!
By the way, the ball still hasn't hit the ground yet.
— Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) March 27, 2014
Why do we put any stock into workouts against, as Bart Hubbuch puts it, air?
https://twitter.com/HubbuchNYP/status/449216186102726656
I would expect a QB to be perfect or near perfect in throws. He is facing a big heaping of nothing on the other side.
— Bill Riccette (@Bill_Riccette) March 27, 2014
But hold on, Bill. There’s a broom!
Oh, excuse me…Manziel is up against a broom.
— Bill Riccette (@Bill_Riccette) March 27, 2014
Scoring Manziel a 10 out of 10 in the guy chasing him with a broom, drill. pic.twitter.com/yKlm3uyrrJ
— Steve Braband (@stevebraband) March 27, 2014
The problem is that game tape offers a glimpse of the future and Pro Days offer nothing but a deceptive, intensely-manicured look at a guy playing catch. The ball isn’t supposed to hit the ground.
Everything that concerns me about Manziel are things we're not going to see in this workout.
— Ian Kenyon (@IanKenyonNFL) March 27, 2014
But alas, we turned it into a mega-event, because that’s what the NFL has become. Nothing avoids the league’s hype machine, even if most of us know it has little value — just like the schedule release, and to a lesser degree, the entire freakin’ Combine.
It’s clear from the coverage that Johnny Manziel’s Pro Day is the most important event in the history of humankind.
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) March 27, 2014
And just like in Indy, we try to push stories that aren’t there.
Yeah, this isn’t close to true. Receivers have slowed up for numerous RT @McClain_on_NFL: Every deep ball has been perfectly thrown.
— Michael Schottey (@Schottey) March 27, 2014
At least it brought us some comic relief on Twitter…
Star of the day, now a possible late-round pick: pic.twitter.com/NX68nrGOPi
— Andrew Siciliano (@AndrewSiciliano) March 27, 2014