2018 World Cup: Three must-watch soccer matchups

The 2018 World Cup in Russia is expected to once again produce competitive matches on the pitch. With the 36 teams now assigned to eight groups in the initial group stages, every game is expected to be exciting to watch. Fans are already lining up at sites like NetBet to place wagers on these games.  […]

Big Deal: Save $25 on ALL Ticket Network Orders

The 4th of July weekend is coming quickly upon us and our friends at Ticket Network are running a special promotion to celebrate our Independence Day! Use promo code USA25OFF to take $25 on all orders over $150.00*. If you can’t save the world from an alien extinction this 4th of July, at least you can save some […]

Awesome Excuses to Avoid Wearing a Condom

After blessing y’all with some valuable excuses for missing work, I figured it was time to come back and provide you with essential gift of gab techniques to avoid wearing the most wretched piece of fashion ever created: a condom. Sure they prevent STDs and children, blah blah blah. What people fail to mention is […]

Kent’s Kommentary: Oh No He/She Didn’t!

This is a new, experimental running post we will be toying with here at Two Lazy Writers. Essentially, I find a Yahoo! article brimming with outrage-laden comments. I then comment on those comments. Simple enough. Below is the article header: And here are examples of me poking fun at stupid people:

Crooked Currents: Get Rickard-ed

It’s been a minute since we’ve lavished you with some fantasy baseball insight, but that’s only because your boy Crook’ didn’t want to add to the pile of overreactive early season pieces penned by two-bit hacks. Instead, I gave it a couple weeks, took a deep breath, and then decided to take inventory of things I’ve been […]

Why I Can No Longer Celebrate 4/20 :(

4/20 used to be a lovely day where I would get together with friends and celebrate the pseudo-holiday. Alas, those glory days are gone, and there is one simple reason for why I can no longer celebrate 4/20… my stupid cunt wife. Oh it’s not entirely her fault I guess. She means well. After all, adulthood and […]

Fantasy Baseball Cheat Sheet 2016

I much prefer the auction format, but it’s silly to release a “price value” list for auction players as price points vary wildly from auction to auction. Instead, I’m releasing my top 548 players for classic 5×5 formats. Keep in mind that position eligibility discrepancies are posted based on the Yahoo! format. Rank Player 1 Carlos Correa 2 […]

Funniest & Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names 2016

Let’s face it, really hilarious fantasy baseball team names are difficult to come up with. So rather than waste precious time trying to come up with names yourself, why not let ole’ Kid Clutch do it for you? Below are the best fantasy baseball team names for the 2016 season. They are also the funniest […]

Stream Pies: Week 16

At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s […]

Stream Pies: Week 15

At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s […]

Stream Pies: Week 14

At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s […]

Stream Pies: Week 13

At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s […]

Stream Pies: Week 12

At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s […]

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